Trash Matters
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Controls
Up: W Left: A Right: D Down: S
Claws: J Throw: K Pause: Esc
Objective: Collect 60 mechanical pieces, either lying around, or in trash cans or recycling bins. Once you’ve got all the parts, head back home to the trash machine and touch it to complete it.
Backstory
It’s been months since this college was deserted by humans. And no humans means no Trash! And no trash means no food for the Racoon family! With only a short time left before all the baby raccoons die of starvation, our survival depends on our trash generator invention, The Turbo Infinite Trash-omatic, which will give us all the trash we could ever want. Therefore, you and I, Roddie Racoon, must venture forth onto a rad quest to collect all the mechanical parts we need. But watch out!, the area is full of rude dudes who want to beat me up for alleged crimes no one can prove I committed. Are you a bad enough dude to go dumpster diving?
Character Bios
Roddie Raccoon
It’s me! The coolest Raccoon there is! I’m a rad dude with lots of attitude. Are you a bad enough dude to collect trash? Let’s go on a rad quest to collect trash and machine parts to find out! Fight enemies! And complete the mad money infinite trash generator machine! Likes: I love corn dogs and road trips across middle America Dislikes: uncool things, homework, textbooks, school, your mom telling you to clean your room
Forager Rabbits
Forager Rabbits are huge babies! Every time I get near one of these identical siblings they start running away! They’re pretty lame and not at all tubular, but they’re always holding some goodies on em, beat them up! Take their stuff! Likes: their mommy because they’re all huge babies! Dislikes: hanging out with cool raccoons like me. Their loss
Craig Coyote
Craig is a wiley jerk! This sneaky son of a gun always wants to get into a fight! He’s still angry about that time I stole all his food and he had to starve all winter, let it go dude. If he sees you, he’ll rush at you and try to beat you up! Luckily this doggo is more bark than bite, and he doesn’t put up much of a fight, and you can beat him up for his lunch. Likes: picking fights, being a jerk, chasing birds, being a jerk, Led Zeppelin, AND BEING A JERK. Dislikes: being told he’s a jerk, having his stuff stolen I guess, losing.
Mob Moles
These guys are mobsters I guess? They say they’re all in the mafia, but I’ve never really see them do anything until recently, and it kinda feels like they just watch to many movies. I guess their boss is upset with me or something, and they’ve been trying to pick a fight with me, lame. Despite being blind, these moles have weirdly good aim, and they’ll use it to throw balls of mud (I hope its mud at least) at you, and they’ll hide underground where you can’t hit them. Likes: Mob movies, talking in a fake mobster voice, Chicago Style Gangster Accents, tea. Dislikes: being made fun off, getting beat up, being told to stop hanging out in the dirt, taking baths.
Itai The Mole
Never ask a Mobster Mole for a loan as seed money for your trash machine. He starts bothering you about when your gonna come over and hang out, or pay him back his money, or give back all his stuff. He just doesn’t get it, I’m a very busy guy with important things to do, I don't have time to mess around and play video games like some sort of loser. This guy is just a huge nerd, literally, he’s a really big dude and packs a punch, throwing multiple balls of mud at you at once. I’m pretty sure the other moles made him the boss because he’s so big, but honestly he’s kind of a pushover, but maybe he’s got more cool nerd stuff we can borrow if we beat him up. Likes: Video games, anime, nerd stuff i guess, friendship, giving back to the community, being large, professional wrestling. Dislikes: when you take a few more months than you promised to pay him back, or when you borrow his things without asking.
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